Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson

Arlo and Janis

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  1. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 3 years ago

    Self improvement works only if you are not already perfect.

  2. win

    win said, over 3 years ago

    I was in the book store the other day and asked the clerk where the self improvement section was located. She told me not to bother.

  3. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 3 years ago

    You can’t win…so crack a beer….

  4. Lewis Linson

    Lewis Linson said, over 3 years ago

    I had a job like that, and then I retired. Watch out for quick weight gain when you stop running your keister off all day and become sluggish. Been there, done that.

  5. pschearer

    pschearer GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    First it was everything that was bad for you is now good for you. And now it’s also everything good for you is bad for you.

  6. ScullyUFO

    ScullyUFO said, over 3 years ago

    @win

    That can be taken two ways.

  7. poihths

    poihths said, over 3 years ago

    Ain’t nobody gets out of here alive. Enjoy your life first. Take good care of yourself second.

  8. Old Man River

    Old Man River GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    How can you exercise your way into inactivity?

  9. JDS

    JDS said, over 3 years ago

    Whew, thank goodness the sofa is back to being the correct color. :-)

  10. Jean_1960

    Jean_1960 said, over 3 years ago

    I’ve been looking for a home computer station that allows one to compute standing or sitting. It doesn’t seem to exist.

  11. Ermine Notyours

    Ermine Notyours said, over 3 years ago

    @Jean_1960

    Get a tablet.

  12. bsqnbay

    bsqnbay said, over 3 years ago

    Janis is being a pain in the arse! Maybe she should go for a walk.

  13. Canoe-full

    Canoe-full said, over 3 years ago

    @Varnes

    “There are more old drunkards than old doctors”
    Benjamin Franklin

  14. DDS029

    DDS029 said, over 3 years ago

    I’ve always been perfect. I just keep re-adjusting the standards to fit. According to my recent adjustment, 35% body fat is the new perfect. LOL

  15. comicsssfan

    comicsssfan said, over 3 years ago

    Janis is really a great wife! I’ve seen that study too. It’s pretty surprising. I think they recommend standing instead of sitting while at a desk.

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