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   suevanv said, 5 months ago

   OMGosh…Arlo’s a Taurus! (we hate to be told…but ask and your wish is our command)
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   emjaycee said, 5 months ago

   I’m an Aries – we are great at starting projects but HEY lookit that over there!
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   Varnes said, 5 months ago

   Hey, I’m a man…We’re lazy…..
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   Grim Reaper said, 5 months ago

   I’m a coward, less pain if I do as I’m told first time
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   Terrence Feenstra said, 5 months ago

   Mae West (perhaps) said, “Nothing turns to putty in my hands.”
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   rundstyk said, 5 months ago

   A bit of advice for the ladies: When a man promises to do a job, he will do it. So you should stop reminding him of it every six months.
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   Ratbrat said, 5 months ago

   @suevanv

   What you said!
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   finale said, 5 months ago

   Quid pro quo……
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   JoeStoppinghem said, 5 months ago

   You old softy!
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   Plus it’s always beneficial to be on the good side of the wife.
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    AAdoglover said, 5 months ago

    Happy wife, happy life
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    ScullyUFO said, 5 months ago

    The second panel is accurate. Try and list all of the organizations who ostensibly serve you, but you actually now do their work.
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    prrdh said, 5 months ago

    @JoeStoppinghem

    “With this ring I thee wed.
    “With my body I thee worship.
    “With my worldly goods I thee endow.”
    So it is, was, and always shall be.
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    whmIII said, 5 months ago

    “Snow” job…?
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    Dave53 said, 5 months ago

    our garbage collection has the same rule, so they can use automated trucks instead of hiring people. Faster? maybe. More efficient? maybe. Another factor leading to our high unemployment level? definitely! Arlo is right!
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    jerrythemacguy said, 5 months ago

    Waste is a terrible thing to mind.
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