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   Ahnk_2000 said, 10 months ago

   Yep, somethings a father just doesn’t want to know about his adult daughter.
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   Jenn said, 10 months ago

   Andy better get there right quick! Or the two lovebirds will burst at the seams! lol!
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   fredd13 said, 10 months ago

   I never did either. I reckon the occasional “I don’t know” is one of the better answers a parent can give a kid.
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   Fairportfan2 said, 10 months ago

   Luann’s Dad is right on the edge of this sort of thing…
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   AshburnStadium said, 10 months ago

   @Jenn

   Is that Mordock999 under a new name? (It’s an inside joke with Mordock – they often tend to mention COFFEE in their posts) ;-)
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   seldon913 said, 10 months ago

   @Jenn

   Also, isn’t she working already, or does Gus leave the fryer unattended rather than put his daughter on it?
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   celecca said, 10 months ago

   In the days when pay phones existed and you needed a dime:

   A father gave his teenage daughter a dime when she started to date. “Hold on to this.”, he told her. “Things will get hot and heavy at times. Call me when you’re ready to go farther, and you’ll get my blessing.”

   Well, the years passed, and the teenager grew into an adult. She never used the dime as the thought of calling her father was like a shot of reason into the heat of the moment.

   On the day she married, she hugged her mother and father good bye and headed off to her honeymoon. At 2 am, her father got a phone call. “Dad,” he heard, “Is it okay now?” Through tears and laughter he gave her his blessing.
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   toppop52 said, 10 months ago

   And they think that fryer is hot!
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   Dr Fogg said, 10 months ago

   @celecca

   Nice!! I want to post this on my facebook! :-)
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    Strod said, 10 months ago

    @celecca

    … And three years later she divorced her husband when they discovered that they expected completely different things from their intimacy.
     
    Oh, if only they had known before tying the knot!
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    PipeTobacco said, 10 months ago

    @Strod

    Seriously Strod? I suspect you are representing a whole lot of folks who feel sex before marriage is a great thing. However, in my manner of thinking, if two people of a couple do not know what they want from their intimacy with each other… then they don’t know a whole helluva lot about each other… and should not be tying the knot anyway. To me, I still think that it is best for couples to wait until they are married before having sex.
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    Kydex29 said, 10 months ago

    @celecca

    Abosolutely beautiful! My wife of 6 years and I were both virgins. Yes, our first few conjugal nights were a series of misadventures … but I’m sure glad I had them with her!

    In this day and age, I guess I’ll have to give my three daughters cell phones instead of dimes. (c;
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    bevgreyjones said, 10 months ago

    @celecca

    This sort of grosses me out. Who calls their father to announce they are about to have sex?
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    StoicLion said, 10 months ago

    @bevgreyjones

    Gus isn’t stupid, he knows how much his daughter missed her future husband.
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    Crunchy Frog said, 10 months ago

    @Strod

    THANK YOU STROD!!
    People, seriously… take it from someone who found out the hard way: you want to know that you & your partner are sexually compatible BEFORE you make that lifelong commitment.
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