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   wndrwrthg said, 5 months ago

   His grandfather must have been a printing press. Etaoin Shrdlu indeed.

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   Margueritem said, 5 months ago

   Translation: Oil can! Hurry! Lock jaw!

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   John Reiher, Jr said, 5 months ago

   The lights are on, but no one’s home.

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   N7326 Foxtrot said, 5 months ago

   Why did the Tin Woodman always need oil? Tin doesn’t rust. And keep your fingers away from those teeth!

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   Newenglandah said, 5 months ago

   Never mind that the salt water would short out the circuitry and that any electronics would be corroded upon exposure to the air. But hey, if Xaxos were just left down at the bottom of the ocean it wouldn’t make for much of a story would it?

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   Jogger2 said, 5 months ago

   As deep as Xaxos was, the pressure should have done damage, in addition to the salt water.

   Does one of those submarine guys look like Warbucks with hair, mustache, and beard?

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   nlnap19 said, 5 months ago

   ‘Xaxos! International man of mystery. Banker to the rogue regimes of every rathole across this wicked world!’ He is a cyborg who can withstand fire and water (though he does seem to dismember too easily). It took a hydraulic press to finally squash the life out of the Terminator so the ocean depths weren’t going to do it to Xaxos.

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   sandystrainer said, 5 months ago

   This is where Robot Sandy’s trainer tells the submarine crew to dry off Xaxos with a blow dryer.

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   Chikuku said, 5 months ago

   Etaoin shrdlu is a list of the most common letters in English, beginning with e, the most common of all.

   The Tin man was obviously not really made of tin, just as your average “tin can” has no tin in it.

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    pierreandnicole said, 5 months ago

    He makes Davros (of Dr. Who) look like Prince Charming.

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    nannerdoman said, 5 months ago

    Xanox not only one talk funny! Henchmen speak own language like idiots. Or speak English instead own language. Henchmen not too bright.

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    N7326 Foxtrot said, 5 months ago

    Chikuku;
    So he was really a in plated man of steel…hey, did Superman ever need oil?

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    mrprongs said, 5 months ago

    Gleep means You people talk funny.

    Gleep’s also from Josie & The Pussycats In Outer Space.

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    Nick V said, 5 months ago

    All I know is that the dismembered head is whacked.

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    Miserichord said, 5 months ago

    Chikuku;
    So he was really a in plated man of steel…hey, did Superman ever need oil?

    Only to keep his piston lubed.

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    rainman5353 said, 5 months ago

    I thought Lois lubed his piston!

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    mrprongs said, 5 months ago

    No, Supes lubed her pistons.