Andy Capp by Reg Smythe

Andy Capp

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  1. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Poor Flo. She didn’t run fast enough.

  2. afficionado

    afficionado said, about 1 year ago

    @beviek
    Another power cut started my day badly
    When the lights came back I had to run about the house re-setting clocks and stuff

  3. Mikeyj

    Mikeyj said, about 1 year ago

    @beviek

    Your line is better than the actual punchline

  4. Mikeyj

    Mikeyj said, about 1 year ago

    Boring strip, weak, guessable punchline, 2/10

  5. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @afficionado

    What! You mean that’s not Connie’s job? Why do I get stuck with that?

  6. afficionado

    afficionado said, about 1 year ago

    @Gweedo Murray
    Looking up another old friend left me sad
    He was my right hand man at the old people’s home
    We won a battle against 6 nuns from hell and managed to send them packing
    When I phoned him he shocked me when he said that one of his sons had died when the farm tractor fell on him leaving his widow to raise a 3yr old child

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 1 year ago

    Definition of a redneck virgin: a girl who can run faster than her brothers.

  8. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Mikeyj

    Oh, thanks! Made me wonder what kind of lame pick up lines Andy would have used. I’m sure it wouldn’t be some cheesy American line like “Baby, do you have a library card because I’m checking you out.”


    What classic pick up lines would the classic Andy come up with?

  9. Chalkie  j   

    Chalkie  j    said, about 1 year ago

    @Mikeyj

    Yeah; remember “those days”? Somebody doesn’t…

  10. Gweedo - It's legal here !!! -  Murray

    Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @afficionado

    OUCH !


    I have heard of such things happening with tractors. I think a lot of the new ones have a metal cage roof on now. I was told by a farmer kid I worked with back in the service that if you pull a wheelie it can flip over backward. The first gear on those things is extremely low. We used a tractor to tow an air compressor for jack hammering when we didn’t have a truck available to do it with. I was careful never to do the jack rabbit start with it. I always thought it ironic that as air force men we were doing a very earthy job as masonry workers. We did bathroom tiles, poured sidewalks and driveways and even a small amount of asphalt tile repair. Once three of us were sent over to the base commander’s house to do some repair work on the fountain in the backyard. The commander was a two star general. didn’t see him though. Nice house in the “exclusive part of town”.
    My condolences on your friend’s loss.

  11. 2old, getting younger!

    2old, getting younger! GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @beviek

    Andy’s pickup lines would have to refer to:
    Beer, Snooker, horses, gambling or mooching, ‘cause that’s all he knows. thanks now I’ll lie awake thinking up some. lol

  12. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @2old, getting younger!

    Ha ha, sorry, I feel guilty now because I’m going to sleep! LOL

  13. afficionado

    afficionado said, about 1 year ago

    @Gweedo Murray
    My friend has also had to have multiple spine operations

  14. Gweedo - It's legal here !!! -  Murray

    Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @beviek

    So, bev… What classic lines work with you ?
    Some.. er um.. horndogs .. somewhere.. want to know.
    -
    Does anyone here read Jane’s World ?
    There was an extremely Flaggable line in yesterday’s strip before she [Paige] came back and ‘corrected’ it. It was a word that brought a tear to this old veteran be banned’s eye.


  15. Gweedo - It's legal here !!! -  Murray

    Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @afficionado

    I hope the cause wasn’t tractors.

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