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   somebodyshort said, 5 months ago

   Some one asked about the animal park where you drive through slowly. probably African Lion Safari near Hamilton
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   beviek said, 5 months ago

   Stupid Andy.
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   afficionado said, 5 months ago

   @beviek
   Christmas and New Year are over.You enjoy them but you sort of are glad they are over and go back to your routine
   Groan I have to help Connie take down and stow away the decorations
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   afficionado said, 5 months ago

   I guess Chalkie lives on the other side of Andy’s
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   afficionado said, 5 months ago

   @Number Three
   Starlet
   On New Year’s day my Princess Amy (my preteen drama queen )showed me a lot of Utube sites
   Do your mum and dad ever ask you for help with computer problems?
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   afficionado said, 5 months ago

   @Linguist
   Have you got your grandson back
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   beviek said, 5 months ago

   Affie
   The clean up is always the killer. No matter what you have been doing. I bought a half a xmas tree today. We’re going to give away our really big, really heavy one. I’m going to downsize our xmas stuff. Offering most of the decs to the kids.
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   Tin Can Twidget said, 5 months ago

   They all look the same when you’ve had a few too many. (Or so they tell me.) :-)
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   Mikeyj said, 5 months ago

   Very good strip today, Smythe would have been pleased :)
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    William Pursell said, 5 months ago

    Aye tis funny indeed how many lads have had the problem of putting their key into the wrong hole after having one too many at the pub?
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    Alexikakos said, 5 months ago

    A man was invited for a “night out with the boys.” He told his wife that he would be home by midnight.
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    “I promise!”
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    The hours passed quickly and the beer was going down way too easily. At 3 A.M., blind drunk, he headed for home.
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    Just as he got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times.
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    In his drunken state he panicked. He knew he was in trouble!
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    Three A.M. was not midnight!
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    The solution was obvious! He would “cuckoo” nine more times!!
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    The next morning his wife asked him what time he had got home.
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    “At midnight, as promised, dear.”
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    His wife said nothing for a moment and he was thinking he had gotten away with it.
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    Then she said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.”
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    “Why?”
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    “Well, last night it cuckooed 3 times, then said, ‘Damn!,’ cuckooed 4 more times, coughed, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more and then farted.”
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    sottwell said, 4 months ago

    Then there was the guy who came in late, just as the clock struck one. His wife asks, “What time is it?” He responds “Ten o’clock, dear”. The wife asks “Then why did the clock just strike one?” “Um… that clock doesn’t strike 0”.
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    Number Six said, 4 months ago

    @Gweedo Murray

    I’m not sure how I should take your comment to me yesterday. I pride myself on being ‘civilized’.
    
    Infact I was agreeing with Pcolli on the decline in morals of the rest of ‘civilization’ particularly the public sector. I could recount personal experience with the local constabulary and medical fraternity that would make your hair stand up…
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    Number Six said, 4 months ago

    @Mikeyj

    I agree that Smythe might be amused by today’s strip but not completely happy with the text.
    
    “Flamin’ key!” in the third panel would be more in keeping.
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    Mikeyj said, 4 months ago

    @Gweedo Murray

    Some one asked about the animal park where you drive through slowly. probably African Lion Safari near Hamilton
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    From Wiki:
    African Lion Safari is a family-owned safari park situated in Flamborough, Hamilton, Ontario, Canada, about 100 kilometres (62 mi) west of Toronto. The mailing address is in Cambridge, Ontario. It includes more than 1,000 animals, representing over 100 species of mammals and birds from across the globe. Guests may tour seven game reserves (with a total area of about 300 hectares) traversed via tour buses or the visitors’ own vehicles where animals roam freely in large contained areas. Accompanying the game reserves is a large walking section where hundreds of exotic birds

    This Ford Escort wagon is identical to my car!
    (Which I bought in Hamilton…. hmmm)

    
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