Andy Capp by Reg Smythe

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  1. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, about 1 month ago

    Simple solution. Don’t come home.

  2. robbie

    robbie said, about 1 month ago

    what is on her nose?

  3. casey16

    casey16Genius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    tell him when he starts being more considerate, she will stop shouting she’s home

  4. Richard

    Richard said, about 1 month ago

    Beating him senseless with a 2 x 4 would be an excellent solution.

  5. Frodo59

    Frodo59 said, about 1 month ago

    Wicky: Yes, let him sleep a very long time.

  6. Macushlalondra

    MacushlalondraGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    I can think of more interesting ways to let him know you’re home than simply shouting it. Wicky’s answer is a good one.

  7. jopado

    jopado said, about 1 month ago

    Hey Reocares, I thought she went to work sick…bad cold or something….just so she could be sure to have enough money to give him to go to the pub and play darts. If he loses she may have to work a double shift tomorrow so he’ll have enough to go again.

    Yeah, Wicky….a 2 x 4 would do the job but a baseball bat is so much easier to swing.

    I got to tell ya, as a husband of some 50+ years…I’ve been tempted to pull a stunt or two like this……but I never had the nerve.

  8. ♠Lonewolf♠

    ♠Lonewolf♠Genius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Put something in his breakfast so he is up constantly for hours while your at work!! LOL

  9. Dry

    DryGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    If I were Flo, the “Bobbies” would be hauling me out of the house in handcuffs by now, ‘cuz I would have just committed murder!

  10. kab2rb

    kab2rb said, about 1 month ago

    Lonewolf that would be funny then Andy would get more exercise then ever.
    I think Flo is not feeling to good. But like me I have to go to, only mine is pt only, work regardless. Only fever will prevent and keep me home and that doesn’t happen.

  11. Saucy1121

    Saucy1121 said, about 1 month ago

    Andy should check this out http://tinyurl.com/ylfupem
    for a lesson in sneaky.

  12. Wildmustang1262

    Wildmustang1262 said, about 1 month ago

    If I were in Flo’s shoes, I would kick the couch, hit Andy’scap at his head, or slap behind his head to wake him up fast.

    reocares said, about 5 hours ago

    what is on her nose?

    I think that Flo had something on her nose because she got dirty mark on her nose while she worked. I don’t think she looks sick with something on her nose like a cold. The way she did was taking her gloves off from her hands and pulling her scarf off from her head.

  13. grazer

    grazer said, about 1 month ago

    The solution is simple, Flo….Don’t ever come home from work again.

  14. Susan001

    Susan001 said, about 1 month ago

    Actually, Flo stopped at the pub on her way home. That’s why her nose looks the way it does.
    Can’t say I blame her.

  15. somebodyshort

    somebodyshortGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    lonewolf Many years ago my friend was up all evening with a cranky kid. Her husband came home late, rather drunk. The next morning before she went to work she fed the kid lots of prune juice, then woke her husband, who had a bad hangover and told him to make sure the kid had clean diapers all day. Last time he went drinking after work.

  16. cholldekkgher stenstenstaffgher

    cholldekkgher stenst... said, about 1 month ago

    Does Flo work days or nights? After all it seems she has to do the work because Andy is such a slacker.

  17. dkram

    dkram said, about 1 month ago

    Hummm, 2 by 4 may be, not a baseball bat, a cricket bat, but Andy’s snooker Que would be poetic.

    Somebody call Rumpole.

  18. Tigger

    TiggerGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Flo, Buy an Airhorn and everytime you come home. give it one lone blast in Andy’s ear.. Make him move!

  19. OldHipster

    OldHipster said, about 1 month ago

    Just toss a bucket of cold water on him.

    He needs a bath, anyway.

    Ya know?

  20. bluetopazcrystal

    bluetopazcrystal said, about 1 month ago

    Wildmustang1262,
    you are right. That’s dirt on her nose symbolizing that she had her “nose to the grindstone”