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   Jor-El said, 5 months ago

   Is Andy incorrigible?

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   Northwoodser said, 5 months ago

   Andy’s never at a loss for words.

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   SULLYJD said, 5 months ago

   Ahhhh!!!! The good old days!!!

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   Bdaysuit said, 5 months ago

   Look out for that rug, Andy. It’ll trip you up. So will all your B.S.

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   Macushlalondra said, 5 months ago

   Flo ain’t buying, Andy, she never does. It’s the sofa for you tonight buddy. But that’s no problem since it’s where you spend all your days.

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   Simon_Jester said, 5 months ago

   Reminds me of joke I once heard, I will add a minor modification here to make it relevant.

   Andy goes into the pub, orders a pint of bitter, downs it, and then looks in his shirt pocket.

   Then he orders another pint, finishes it, and looks in his pocket again.

   Another pint, another lgance in his shirt-pocket

   Then another

   And another.

   Finally, the barman can’t stand any more,

   “Pardon me askin’, but what’s that yer’ve got in yer pocket, mate?”

   Andy looks up and says, “It’s a picture of Flo; when she starts lookin’ gorgeous to me, I know I’ve had enough.”

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   yyyguy said, 5 months ago

   like the old gag about the difference between a “five” and a “nine” being twelve beers.

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   Doctor Toon said, 5 months ago

   A local bar used to sell T-shirts that said
   “party ‘til she’s cute”

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   grazer said, 5 months ago

   Andy’s home 7 hours EARLY by my math.

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    Wildmustang1262 said, 5 months ago

    Andy used to get home after midnight as usual but he arrived home after THREE AM. That’s odd! Maybe he found the liquid that tasted better and made him tempting to drink more and more and more….. He was completely DRUNK!

    Simon_Jester that joke is so hilarious!