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1. 

   beviek said, about 7 hours ago

   Ya think?
2. 

   Bruno Zeigerts said, about 7 hours ago

   ‘Where did I go wrong"’
   “Well, remember when you told us to take her down and level off at three hundred feet?’
   ‘Yeah.’
   ‘You can’t do that with an aircraft carrier.’
   Old Laugh-in skit.
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   afficionado said, about 7 hours ago

   @beviek
   In the past the Maltese did not use the single digit salute but slapped their right palm into their left elbow like the Italians
   A very rich man was on his deathbed assisted by the parish priest
   The priest told him to lift his right finger if he agreed
   My son will you leave 1000 pounds to our church?
   the man lifted a finger
   My son will you leave 1000 for the poor orphans?
   the man lifted a finger
   My son will you leave 1000 to your hard working parish priest?
   The man touched the middle joint of his finger with his thumb
   The man did not die but got well
   on meeting the parish priest and asked about his last gesture he quipped
   Father I was too weak to slap my elbow with my palm :o)
4. 

   afficionado said, about 7 hours ago

   @Number Three
   Starlet
   After typing you a whole list yesterday all I got was multiple earworms
5. 

   edclectic said, about 7 hours ago

   But the bleached-blonde WAVES were the worst.
6. 

   The Uncle said, about 7 hours ago

   Resign as Captain? Never!
   Nelson suffered from severe seasickness and he was an Admiral.
7. 

   afficionado said, about 7 hours ago

   @Linguist
   Are there any blue menaces where you have re-located
8. 

   Chalkie  j    said, about 7 hours ago

   ^“ That was so funny I forgot to laugh ”
   v“ Now Here’s Something You’ll really enjoy: ”
9. 

   beviek said, about 7 hours ago

   @afficionado

   snicker………….
10. 

    beviek said, about 6 hours ago

    @afficionado

    Here’s another brain worm………….

    Shirly & Co.
11. 

    afficionado said, about 6 hours ago

    That must be the Italian captain of the Costa Crociera liner who abbandoned ship after beaching it
12. 

    afficionado said, about 6 hours ago

    @beviek
    Me feel shame?
    I.m too thick skined
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    Chalkie  j    said, about 6 hours ago

    @afficionado

    You pour put on Your Shoes two ONE Feat-at-a-time just like dove doze those other Guys? The Ones You went Fishing with in the Blue Dæmon? Whatever happened to Thems, anyways?
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    Chalkie  j    said, about 6 hours ago

    The Search Party:
    
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    Chalkie  j    said, about 5 hours ago

    @afficionado

    Tony is yer Flab grabby are You ticklish?
    . . i have this 2nd cousin named Tony [what are the odds] in Malta [just a coincidence] musta been a Nurse too; his Boss seemed to be a Hearing Doctor; always screaming at near-deaf People about Their losses. Said He wanted Them to sleep with deaf issues overnight and see Him in the Morning or summat. might be painful being deaf; always talking about People “taking a Powder”. Was yer Doctor One of those Specialists?
    . . . . “deaf issues”. [cough].
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