Alley Oop by Jack and Carole Bender

Alley Oop

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  1. Wootietoot

    Wootietoot said, about 2 years ago

    Yep, bring on Oop and Ooola to save the day. LOL

  2. Wootietoot

    Wootietoot said, about 2 years ago

    I’m sure much hilarity will ensue. Not

  3. Rod Gonzalez

    Rod Gonzalez said, about 2 years ago

    Well, well, well . . .

    Either Keltner’s a cheapskate or he’s got something else up his sleeve!

  4. davidf42

    davidf42 said, about 2 years ago

    Morning, Oopsters.
    … After all, actresses are a dime a dozen in this town.

  5. sleeepy2

    sleeepy2 said, about 2 years ago

    Paying ransom is a bad idea. Just ask Brazil.

  6. resealable

    resealable said, about 2 years ago

    @Wootietoot

    But Lana LaRonde will have to show up just at the shooting of the climactic scene, then some kind of confrontation ensues, which gets put into the movie, and they end up friends. Just guessing.

  7. Nun'Ya Bidness

    Nun'Ya Bidness said, about 2 years ago

    The director sure does look panicked. Is it an act? Or is he really one of the kidnappers? Is the other kidnapper Lana LaRonde? Or do real kidnappers really hold her for ransom?
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    Tune in next week and find out!
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    Or read Night-Gaunt’s version for continuing heroic action and a really good plot!
    I know I have a decent short story in me but I couldn’t keep coming up with a daily installment like Night-Gaunt does and Larry did.

  8. Nun'Ya Bidness

    Nun'Ya Bidness said, about 2 years ago

    I just went back to the first Heavenly Nostrils and saw you there.
    Wow!
    Longevity!

  9. Colonel Claus

    Colonel Claus said, about 2 years ago

    OK its setting up to split into two mini arcs…. Ooola replaces Lana in the film and Oop rescues Lana. Then the real fireworks start

  10. marvee

    marvee GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Convenient, isn’t it, that the ransom is exactly what’s needed to make the film?

  11. Susan Wobb

    Susan Wobb said, about 2 years ago

    Ooola and Oop should go back in time just a few days and rescue Lana BEFORE she gets kidnapped. Make the whole thing just go away. Oop should bonk the kidnappers with his axe, too, just for grins.
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    ORRRRR…. at least witness the kidnapping and follow to see where they are holding her.
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    Time travel can be very handy.

  12. firebrand1

    firebrand1 said, about 2 years ago

    Good Morning Benders, John Wooley, and readers of Alley Oop. We don’t know a lot about Lana LaRonde. If she is a temper-mental star or a fading star,who has a remembered
    name, but has problems showing up on the set. Bernie
    may see the ransom note as a publicity gag. If Lana is
    temper-mental then stalling will make the kidnappers lower their demands a la Ransom of Red Chief. I still think they need a Sam Spade Detective to get to the bottom of the ransom note. For now they will need to start preping Ooola
    as a possible replacement for distance shots.

  13. billdi

    billdi GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    nice guy! kicking his star to the curb…he’s got to be in on this ransom plot, or totally heartless

  14. robert1947

    robert1947 said, about 2 years ago

    This is sizing up to be a fun one to read. Go Benders Go, give us some of you best work yet. :-)

  15. exturk

    exturk said, about 2 years ago

    He’s only into ROI
    (Return on investment)

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