Alley Oop by Jack and Carole Bender

Alley Oop

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  1. Rod Gonzalez

    Rod Gonzalez said, over 1 year ago

    Good Morning!

    Tunk may be no General Patton, but I can’t deny that he’s one H-E-Double Hockeysticks of a strategist.

  2. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Alternate Alley Oop Chapter 21 “Dead To Rites” (26) 2/26/2014 Wednesday

    Alley got to show Ooola some of the complex but even with the Top Secret clearance didn’t let them go everywhere. Also Alley sees things out of the corner of his eye. He shakes it off as maybe an after effect from traveling the vortex so many times. Ooola was “oohing and ahhing at it.” To Alley it is old hat.

    Both Alley and Ooola stop walking and talking just standing there in mid stride. “Do you feel it Alley?” Ooola whispers.
    “Sure do, like eyes are watching us.” All they could see was a tangle of pipes, glowing photonic lines and conduit cables. They shrugged the feeling off and proceeded back to General Mann.

    “General Mann, I have the feeling that something or someone is watching us.” Ooola asked.
    “Besides the cameras you mean?” Gen. Mann pointed to several you can see.
    “Yes,” Alley added.

    “Well we do have at least two intrusions that came off of you two.” He began, “looks like Dr. Dark’s work.” They automatically changed their operational frequency when they became part of the network of these things infesting Area 49 for some time. The SEBs have the ability to reproduce more of their robotic kind. Some with improvements. The base commander has tasked the best phreakers and hackers he could get from the NRO and NSA to monitor while the Cyber Warfare Group debug our systems."

  3. Wootietoot

    Wootietoot said, over 1 year ago

    So these 2 screwballs are to be in charge of the army?

  4. Gweedo - It's legal here !!! -  Murray

    Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Did I hear Tunk say “I’ll do the thinnin’ around here !” ?

  5. LoboGrande

    LoboGrande said, over 1 year ago

    @Wootietoot Of course! It’s always screwballs in charge of an army

  6. davidf42

    davidf42 said, over 1 year ago

    Morning, Oopsters.
    When did they get promoted to the rank of General? I thought they were just border guards?

  7. uh-oh

    uh-oh said, over 1 year ago

    Yak, yak, yak. I should just read the previous month, once a month, maybe just Sundays.

  8. sphinx wormwood

    sphinx wormwood said, over 1 year ago


    Same here only its navy.

  9. sphinx wormwood

    sphinx wormwood said, over 1 year ago

    I wonder if ol tunk would mind if I used his crown as a rock polisher. No need to remove it.

  10. nottawasaga

    nottawasaga said, over 1 year ago

    @sphinx wormwood

    looks like those crowns would make great hole cutters if that’s the size needed !

  11. sphinx wormwood

    sphinx wormwood said, over 1 year ago


    Get six guys and hold him like a ram, that would drill a hole for a big doorknob..might want to feed him some of those berries first..

  12. beachlvr

    beachlvr GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Oola, alone with this king? No match… in the end. My guess. that is, for the king. Oola will go free.

  13. firebrand1

    firebrand1 said, over 1 year ago

    Good Morning Benders and readers of Alley Oop. Gronk and Dunkel are still border guards but have been
    empowered by King Tunk to assemble his army. As
    absolute leader of the army, Tunk will have to further orders
    for troop placement and strategy in the capturing of Alley.
    gain surrounded. Ooola can be held in the pit, in a cage
    out in the open or Tunk can pretend to be nice to Ooola
    and have her stay in the palace. In all three scenarios
    Ooola would be surrounded by the Lemmian troops.
    Any of these will make it more complicated in Alley’s
    rescue of Ooola, that is unless Ooola rescues

  14. June Moffatt

    June Moffatt GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I think they’re forgetting why they’re afraid of Oop.

  15. billdi

    billdi GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    what a treat, creepy leaves and talking heads saying silly stuff ad nauseum

    what happened to Ooola? Is she still yawning? While Lem’s finest drone on with their nefarious plotting, she could escape.

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