Alley Oop by Jack and Carole Bender

Alley Oop

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  1. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 11 months ago

    Alternate Alley Oop Chapter 20 “The Coup in Moo Falls Mainly on Oop”(118) 12/13/2013 Friday

    In the mean time Alley is carefully and swiftly moving to get to the back end of the ornate pile that is where the dual Queens reside. He has had to trade some stealth for speed. Still very quiet, but there are things that prowl the night with keen hearing. They never approach Moo even at night, but venturing into the forest can be iffy even for a seasoned woodsman like himself.

    Eeny’s surprise is ready. So for now she will let the clown amuse her. “Where is that Foozy?” She inquired and her guards were swift to find the Fool of the Court.

    “You called for me Master of all?” Foozy said, dressed in odd mismatched clothes, bows to his Queen. “How may I entertain you, with falderall?” He said trying to bow and did a somersault. Eeny laughed at him. Slapping her knee, “By golly I need that,” she said smiling. Suddenly silent watching poor Foozy waiting for him to be funny again.

    Foozy was doing anything he can to endure these bouts of terror and not wind up in the Arena.He took one of those odd “rubber” balls lying around and balanced on one foot while he juggled rocks, fruits and even a tiny purple dinosaur that can repeat words like “You, love, me” and so one. Only it was rather scared and barely said anything.
    “I’m not laughing Foozy Fool, my patience is very thin today.” She intoned that cruel turn of her lip slipping back on her face like a snake slithering there.
    “In all the world I say, I am the luckest person, to serve the mighty queen who conquered Sawalla-way and four other lands now pacified.” He was faltering here. “Then the twin queens go to have it rectified.” He said really feeling awful. Sweating profusely. (He meant ratified.)

    “Guards, remove this pathetic thing to the arena, to be fed on the morrow to some of my beasts.” Her Hairshirt guards said in unison raising their left hand saying, “All Hail Eeny the Mighty!”

    Then dragged poor Foozy the Fool away to an awful fate.

  2. Rod Gonzalez

    Rod Gonzalez said, 11 months ago

    Good Morning, Folks out there!

    Well, well, looks like Foozy’s got the makings of one heck of an author!

  3. Wootietoot

    Wootietoot said, 11 months ago

    Or at least a poet.

  4. gkid

    gkid said, 11 months ago

    He could write a good book;Foozy tells the truth in rhyme.

  5. Wootietoot

    Wootietoot said, 11 months ago

    For the record, this was Foozy’s very first appearance.

    King Guzzle had been knocked out so Oop took the opportunity to try on his crown. Guzzle came to, and snatched the crown off of Oop’s head, yelling “Gimme my crown, you bug-eyed wumbozee”. Foozy then spoke the very first words of his appearance in the strip:

    “In a jam ya be,
    ‘Tis apparent to me,
    For th’ crown ya did wear,
    Had no business there,
    On the dome of a bug-eyed Wumbozee.” (I just noticed that was a type of limerick, I think that was the only one ever, the rest all seem to rhyming couplets).

    He just happened to be standing there, Oop asked him where he was from and he replied

    “I’m Foozy, to some-from the mountains I come”.

    Hamlin used all kinds of creative insults between the characters, all kinds of crazy name calling, which was a big part of the charm of the strip for several years. Queen Umpateedle calling King Guzzle “You cross-eyed old buzzard”, as an example and many dozens of more great lines.

  6. davidf42

    davidf42 said, 11 months ago

    How right you are. Carole’s writing will never approach the quality of VT Hamlin’s.

  7. James

    James said, 11 months ago

    Wonder what their written language is?

  8. JPuzzleWhiz

    JPuzzleWhiz said, 11 months ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    “Foozy Fool”?
    I never knew he had a last name!
    You don’t suppose he has a sister named April, do you? XD

  9. JPuzzleWhiz

    JPuzzleWhiz said, 11 months ago

    @James

    Wonder what their written language is?

    Might be called Moovian.

  10. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, 11 months ago

    @Wootietoot

    I wonder if that was an inspiration for some of the insults on the TV show, Sanford and Son.
    “You fish-eyed fool”.
    “Let’s put your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies”.

  11. Prof John

    Prof John GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Hey! Back at the cliff … ? What about Oola?

  12. firebrand1

    firebrand1 said, 11 months ago

    Go od Morning Benders and readers of Alley Oop.
    Foozy writing a book? He could but he would need a
    supply of paper, quill, and ink from the future to do a good
    job. He could write in animals blood on scrapped and
    cured sheep skins or paint on stone tablets or just
    memorize the books content as he creates it. Any way
    you look at it, a lifetime is probably needed. Once he
    memorized his finished book, he would recite it to
    others to memorize. Most tribes had a rememberer to
    memorize oral histories and traditions, and then recite
    them back to the tribe for posterity.

  13. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, 11 months ago

    @Prof John

    Probably hanging by a small tree by now. Like Sarge on Beetle Bailey.

  14. nottawasaga

    nottawasaga said, 11 months ago

    @Faxon

    I believe Homer’s Odessey and Iliad were not in written form until the early Greeks committed it to script… or whatever. Homer’s tales were of an era circa 789 BC concurrent with the fall of the ancient city of Troy.

  15. Nun'Ya Bidness

    Nun'Ya Bidness said, 11 months ago

    @firebrand1

    -cave paintings
    -hieroglyphics
    -those caves in France with all the pictures and writings
    .
    ol’ Foozy has a whoooole lot of writing to instigate.

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