Alley Oop by Jack and Carole Bender

Alley Oop

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  1. Rod Gonzalez

    Rod Gonzalez said, about 3 years ago

    Good Morning, Alleygators . . .

    Boy, that Doowee has a one track mind, doesn’t he?

  2. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Alternate Alley Oop Chapter 19 “The Savage Land of Promise”(17) 6/24/2013 Monday


    Panel One


    In some other dimensional realm or even between them the enigma that has been mistaken for St. Nicholas conferred with his technical-adept Yah-Lin-Tan who came from the fabled Pan-Oh-Hai and with several of the cute but intelligent humanimals that attend Mr. Am. Who seems to traverse space-time-vug without much in the way of apparatus.¥
    “How goes the construction Yah?” He asked expectantly.


    Panel Two


    The wizened ancient with yellowed parchment skin and wispy long mustache answered in a soft but strong voice, “It is proceeding well, we should have the displacer up and running in no less that 49 hours.”


    Panel Three


    “Is there no way to have it completed faster?” He asked gently.
    “Unlike you I can’t bend the laws of physics and 49 hours is the shortest amount of time.” He finished jaw set and looking adamant.


    Panel Four


    “Pish-tosh,” he dismissed," I can enfold a s-t-v vacuole and you can have your 49 hours and we can have it ready by tomorrow noon.@
    “Fine, fine,” Yah-Lin-Tan waved away as he loped back to his work, his orange robe one of the bright colors in that place they are presently in.

    ¥ Pan-Oh-Hai in China went out of existence thousands of years ago and where the infamous Dr. Lao came from.
    @ Time runs differently with in such a vacuole and Mr. Am can set its temporal speed to any timing he desires.

  3. Wiselad

    Wiselad said, about 3 years ago

    and wiz is seeing the truth now about Doowee, might say lot of “right things” but ends doing things only “for his advantage”

  4. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, about 3 years ago

    @Wiselad

    Ahhhh..the ‘moral’ of the story! Thanks.

  5. davidf42

    davidf42 said, about 3 years ago

    Insensitive! This from a guy who stampeded wild dinosaurs down Main Street because he was angry about not being invited to an impromptu party!

  6. JPuzzleWhiz

    JPuzzleWhiz said, about 3 years ago

    Wrong, Doowee, it is the Benders who are “out cold”.

  7. JPuzzleWhiz

    JPuzzleWhiz said, about 3 years ago

    And they’ve NEVER known!

  8. dheine1971

    dheine1971 said, about 3 years ago

    Another plan to get out of the pit, even with the help of an ailing Guz?

  9. bopard

    bopard said, about 3 years ago

    @Rod Gonzalez

    Someone is reading Aesop.

  10. Estrelita Phillips

    Estrelita Phillips said, about 3 years ago

    I think some of the folks are right about DooWee’s partners showing up! DooWee begins to look more and more like one of the Three Stooges every day. DooWee’s schemes are even beginning to sound more like The Three Stooges. The Stooges had a lot of slapstick in their comedy routines – and getting everyone knocked around in the pit is beginning to look like slapstick.

  11. firebrand1

    firebrand1 said, about 3 years ago

    Good morning Benders and readers of Alley Oop. Wizer
    showing a more compassionate side today, must be the pit effect. Unfortunately it has had the opposite affect on Doowee. He is being even less of a mensch today.
    (Mensch-Yiddish, meaning a person of integrity and honor)"
    Using a person conscious, unconscious, or dead, it makes no difference to Doowee if it accomplishes his goals.

  12. kaecispopX

    kaecispopX said, about 3 years ago

    Doowee definitely is a lawyer of the ambulance chaser school. He is only interested in what benefits him and no so interested in the welfare of his clients.

  13. jhughey

    jhughey said, about 3 years ago

    Awhile back someone suggested that the Benders might have had a bad legal situation, and that it was a motive for bringing in Doowee. Over the past few weeks, it seems like they have brought defamation of character to a new level with the legal profession.
    .
    Only Al Capp could do something like that. Perhaps the world needs a good lawyer cartoon?

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Doowee is interested in one thing, getting out of Moo.

  15. robert1947

    robert1947 said, about 3 years ago

    ALLEY SHOULD GET KING GUZ AND WIZER OUT THEN FILL THE PIT IN WITH DING DONG DOOWEE AT THE BOTTOM.

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