Alley Oop by Jack and Carole Bender

Alley Oop

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  1. Rod Gonzalez

    Rod Gonzalez said, almost 2 years ago

    Now there is no denying THAT, Alleygators and Oopsters!

  2. Wootietoot

    Wootietoot said, almost 2 years ago

    Well, there’s some logic for ya…

  3. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Alternate Alley Oop Chapter 18 “The Everlasting Man-thing”(77) 5/28/2013 Tuesday


    Panel One


    Baldander knows it can’t keep this up for much longer. The only way is to make sure the other players on its side get in the game. Upset the present probability structure as it is now.


    Panel Two


    Capt. Luxius isn’t happy right now at this farce. The two thralls ready their net guns and have their tazer back ups to use and are following the fiendish creature as it bounced around off of tree trunks, then swing on vines and suddenly fall to earth to slap one of her men or lash out with its black an green muscular kangaroo legs and feet.


    Panel Three


    Then it happened Bellox’s stun beam hits several of its crew. The vampires shake it off but the thralls fall over barely moving. (One of Baldander’s plans that succeeds.)

  4. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    For the Grand Wizer it is a kindness that the King had him put in the pit. For treason death is usually the correction for such an offense.

  5. Michael McMillan

    Michael McMillan said, almost 2 years ago

    Wizer wasn’t swift enough not to get his nose bent out of shape at an impromptu party, but he’s no slouch about lying to his lawyer to make his case look better.

  6. sphinx wormwood

    sphinx wormwood said, almost 2 years ago

    If the wizer had saved a little hooch he could put it in joe b cool’s hot guitar and infect the entire comic website.

  7. sphinx wormwood

    sphinx wormwood said, almost 2 years ago

    If he didn’t have that necklace with the irritating thorns on it, his decisions might be more rational.

  8. Lewis Linson

    Lewis Linson said, almost 2 years ago

    I think anyone that has a bird on his head would have teeth in his necklace, not thorns.

  9. Nun'Ya Bidness

    Nun'Ya Bidness said, almost 2 years ago

    @sphinx wormwood

    If the wizer had saved a little hooch he could put it in joe b cool’s hot guitar and infect the entire comic website.
    .
    If he didn’t have that necklace with the irritating thorns on it, his decisions might be more rational.


    Them ain’t thorns. Thems sharp, pointy teeth of some animal that the Wizer, supposedly (allegedly?) killed to make that necklace.
    .
    I don’t understand your comment about hooch, joe b cool’s guitar and infecting the entire comic website.
    .
    Is there a translater in the house?

  10. sphinx wormwood

    sphinx wormwood said, almost 2 years ago

    @Nun'Ya Bidness

    Don’t really matter what the spikes is. They can’t be helping him.

  11. sphinx wormwood

    sphinx wormwood said, almost 2 years ago

    @Nun'Ya Bidness

    Hooch is the herb you put in your bong. Similar to the wizar’s concoction that induced the dino’s attack.
    Joe b cool was attacking the Gaunt one yesterday on just about every comment, and his avatar was an acoustic guitar.
    Hence the jump of logic to place the hooch in the cavity of the guitar and infect the entire website.

  12. sphinx wormwood

    sphinx wormwood said, almost 2 years ago

    @Nun'Ya Bidness

    Cocaine, running all around my brain
    —-Jackson Browne

  13. sphinx wormwood

    sphinx wormwood said, almost 2 years ago

    @Nun'Ya Bidness

    (You take Salley,
    And I’ll take Teresa,
    But I doubt if she’s cuter
    Than my niece, huh)

  14. firebrand1

    firebrand1 said, almost 2 years ago

    Good Morning Benders and readers of Alley Oop. We see today that the Wizer has learned nothing from his time in
    the pit. He lies to himself and Doowee and blames all the trouble on Guz. He is trying out on Doowee the idea of having Guz declared crazy or “non compos mentis” (Not of sound mind) to use the phrase that wanna be lawyer
    Doowee from the future would use. (Obviously latin hasn’t
    developed as a language yet)

  15. billdi

    billdi GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    in which the benders again demonstrate their talent for needless and dumb dialogue that drags out an inane story-line.

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