Alley Oop by Jack and Carole Bender

Alley Oop

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  1. Rod Gonzalez

    Rod Gonzalez said, over 3 years ago

    A wise person?

    Hhhhmmm . . . that’s quite a question.

    Which I knew the answer.

  2. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago


    Alternate Alley Oop Chapter 18 “The Everlasting Man-thing”(54) 5/5/2013 Sunday

    Panel One

    Ryan tells Jinx that another transport is on its way from Thailand and should be there within the hour. Also just in from a secret bulletin that a hypersonic craft from Belo-Rada is in the area. It is heading for Nan Ratol!

    Panel Two

    The dark red flying wing-like ship is coming back into the lower atmosphere with the SR-91 100 miles behind it. The US has dispatched an F-22 “Raptor” to intercept the craft from a near by outpost on Tonga. (Tonga has a long wide air strip cut through the longest part of the island with a refueling station. For emergencies and to extend flight time. The F-22 had been there when the call came. No Navy ships were near at the time.)

    Panel Three

    The crew of human, vampire, lubin, and living-dead aboard the BRS “Bellox” have been alerted and are preparing though the craft itself is well protected from conventional weapons by repulsive energy screens and phased plasm cannons to vaporise any who dare attack. They will have the added pressure to do their job beyond the need for speed and with coordination to capture the Baldander alive and bring it back to Dr. Dark before more forces arrive.

    Panel Four

    “we have a problem.” Jinx broke in, “bad guys are on the way.”
    “Who?” Alley asked his brows beatling more than before.
    “From that new enigma in the world, Belo-Rada.”
    “Oh, s….damn! A grave matter indeed.” Corinne regained her composeur quickly.

    Panel Five

    The Baldander could sense the anger and concern, plus a little fear from all three. All its digits sprang forth witn black curved claws.
    “It happens again. I, Baldander am the prey.” It said in its strange wiffling voice, as if it had said so since life began on Earth.

  3. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Doowee is presumptuous here. “Wise” is to know of things never heard of before? I don’t think so.

  4. Wootietoot

    Wootietoot said, over 3 years ago

    Well, they skipped the “meeting Oop on the road” bit. And we got 2 new panels today. Nice. Now, let’s get this attorney red herring out of here and move along smartly.

  5. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    When the gender is in doubt. We do have two genders don’t forget an the women are usually left out in favor of we men. That is the reason.

  6. davidf42

    davidf42 said, over 3 years ago

    Silly, silly, silly.

  7. shel4

    shel4 said, over 3 years ago

    This is Doowe, of the law firm Doowe, Cheetum, and Howe.

  8. dheine1971

    dheine1971 said, over 3 years ago

    Isn’t there one wise person in Moo?

  9. A_Dream4u

    A_Dream4u said, over 3 years ago

    I say the definition of wise is knowing that lawyers ruin everything and he should be thrown into the pit with extreme malice!

  10. APersonOfInterest

    APersonOfInterest said, over 3 years ago


  11. James Maxwell

    James Maxwell said, over 3 years ago

    The way it was before the “lawyers” screwed up our nation and the world in general. What was it Plato said “Kill all the lawyers” or something like that. Even then they knew the corruption that existed.

  12. Newenglandah

    Newenglandah said, over 3 years ago

    Isn’t this the equivalent of an American lawyer going to Iran and arguing US Constitutional Law?

  13. CoBass

    CoBass said, over 3 years ago

    @James Maxwell

    Re: “Kill all the lawyers”

    First, it wasn’t Plato, it was Shakespeare. (Henry VI, Part 2, Act 4, scene 2).

    Second, the character who said it was a supporter of a guy who wanted to become king. Killing all the lawyers was the first step to getting rid of the old order so that he could be on top. Hardly a strong recommendation for a course of action.

    Third, not knowing even the basics about quotes you promote doesn’t exactly strengthen your argument.

  14. firebrand1

    firebrand1 said, over 3 years ago

    Good Morning Benders and readers of Alley Oop. Wanna be lawyer Doowee is no lawyer, he has the words but
    doesn’t even understand the concept of offer and
    acceptance in a contract. Merely offering your services
    does not create a contract, the second party has to give
    assent to create a contract. In front of Guz Doowee is in
    effect calling Guz foolish, very stupid. I still think Doowee
    is from the future perhaps in exile for stupidity.

  15. OldTimer62

    OldTimer62 said, over 3 years ago

    Moo must be full of wise (people). They’ve apparently never invented lawyers, or have gotten rid of them (“The justice system works swiftly, now that we’ve abolished all lawyers!”).

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