Alley Oop by Jack and Carole Bender

Alley Oop

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  1. Rod Gonzalez

    Rod Gonzalez said, over 3 years ago

    A wise person?

    Hhhhmmm . . . that’s quite a question.

    Which I knew the answer.

  2. Wootietoot

    Wootietoot said, over 3 years ago

    Well, they skipped the “meeting Oop on the road” bit. And we got 2 new panels today. Nice. Now, let’s get this attorney red herring out of here and move along smartly.

  3. davidf42

    davidf42 said, over 3 years ago

    Silly, silly, silly.

  4. shel4

    shel4 said, over 3 years ago

    This is Doowe, of the law firm Doowe, Cheetum, and Howe.

  5. dheine1971

    dheine1971 said, over 3 years ago

    Isn’t there one wise person in Moo?

  6. A_Dream4u

    A_Dream4u said, over 3 years ago

    I say the definition of wise is knowing that lawyers ruin everything and he should be thrown into the pit with extreme malice!

  7. APersonOfInterest

    APersonOfInterest said, over 3 years ago

    THIS IS SO SILLY !

  8. James Maxwell

    James Maxwell said, over 3 years ago

    The way it was before the “lawyers” screwed up our nation and the world in general. What was it Plato said “Kill all the lawyers” or something like that. Even then they knew the corruption that existed.

  9. CoBass

    CoBass said, over 3 years ago

    @James Maxwell

    Re: “Kill all the lawyers”

    First, it wasn’t Plato, it was Shakespeare. (Henry VI, Part 2, Act 4, scene 2).

    Second, the character who said it was a supporter of a guy who wanted to become king. Killing all the lawyers was the first step to getting rid of the old order so that he could be on top. Hardly a strong recommendation for a course of action.

    Third, not knowing even the basics about quotes you promote doesn’t exactly strengthen your argument.

  10. firebrand1

    firebrand1 said, over 3 years ago

    Good Morning Benders and readers of Alley Oop. Wanna be lawyer Doowee is no lawyer, he has the words but
    doesn’t even understand the concept of offer and
    acceptance in a contract. Merely offering your services
    does not create a contract, the second party has to give
    assent to create a contract. In front of Guz Doowee is in
    effect calling Guz foolish, very stupid. I still think Doowee
    is from the future perhaps in exile for stupidity.

  11. OldTimer62

    OldTimer62 said, over 3 years ago

    Moo must be full of wise (people). They’ve apparently never invented lawyers, or have gotten rid of them (“The justice system works swiftly, now that we’ve abolished all lawyers!”).

  12. APersonOfInterest

    APersonOfInterest said, over 3 years ago

    @CoBass

    “99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.”
    ― Steven Wright

  13. APersonOfInterest

    APersonOfInterest said, over 3 years ago

    “Lawyers can steal more money with a briefcase than a thousand men with guns and masks."

    -Don Vito Corleone”
    ― Mario Puzo

  14. Ken

    Ken said, over 3 years ago

    You don’t think a woman can be wise?

  15. Ken

    Ken said, over 3 years ago

    @James Maxwell

    It isn’t the lawyers who messed up the American legal system. It’s the lawyer’s duty to try everything they can come up with. It’s the Supreme Court who messed things up by allowing ridiculous arguments to prevail.

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