Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for December 03, 2000
Transcript:
"Whatcha mean, 'Who am I?' I'm King Guz, ruler of Moo!" "Not according to Alley Oop! He said HE was the king of Moo!" "Well, he was, but he isn't anymore!" "I know! Because now I'M the ruler of Moo!" "Oh, yeah? An' just what makes you think so?" "Because Alley Oop gave me his crown and told me I was king of this place!" "Why, that double-crossin' son-of-a-spearhead!" "Ahem!" "What...? Can'tcha see we're having a heated discussion here, Umpa?" "I just wanted to point out to King Pinkus..." "...that th' crown he's wearing happens to be a queen's crown!" ??? "This is a QUEEN'S CROWN???" "Uh-huh! It's mine!" "Well, that does it! I resign!" "Some things just take a woman's touch, pet!"