Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for November 10, 1996

Transcript:

alley oop: Confining yourself to a simple diet really did wonders for you, your highness! y'look great! Umpa: Why,thank you, alley! umpa: I can't wait to show guz! I...wait a minute! Umpa: Isn't that his crown you're wearing? alley oop: Why uh, yeah! Guz asked me t'look after things while he was gone! umpa: gone?! Where did he go?? alley oop: Well, after you had yourself walled up in th' palace, guz decided he's better go on a diet, too.... alley oop: ..so he had me close him up in my cave! umpa: you mean he's in that dank, dark smelly old cave of yours right now! alley oop: Uh huh! Been in there for several weeks! Umpa: Well, you've got to get him out of there at once! Man: Excuse me, your highness..... Man: I just had to tell you how ravishing you look! would you consider having lunch with me? Umpa: why, yes, I would! alley oop: Hey, what about Guz? Umpa: Guz? Guz who?