Agnes by Tony Cochran

Agnes

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  1. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    I’m sure the teacher will be positatively frazziliated with glimfulness, when she broculises its blazoning smartificulation.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 1 year ago

    As long as they’re not real four letter words!
    I foresee Agness in the principal’s office tomorrow!

  3. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    The principal, however, will be more frumivilant.

  4. Harry Grapjas

    Harry Grapjas GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    She probably wrote:
    ’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
    Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
    And the mome raths outgrabe.

  5. rshive

    rshive said, about 1 year ago

    @SUSAN NEWMAN- Bet you hit a fish in that barrel too, every time you shoot.

  6. rshive

    rshive said, about 1 year ago

    @Harry Grapjas

    Very inventive. Or is it Lewis Carroll?

  7. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, about 1 year ago

    @SusanSunshine

    What you said
    totally in agreeableness

  8. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Harry Grapjas

    Just use archaic stuff; eg:
    Whanne that April with his shoures sote
    The droughte of March hath perced to the rote.

  9. rshive

    rshive said, about 1 year ago

    There was an old party game with words we used to play. On a sheet of paper, write three columns of words; preferably all outlandish. Each person gets to pick a word from each column. Then they make up a sentence using that three-word combination. Presto! An instant political statement.

  10. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 year ago

    All Agnes has to do is to raise her hand at every question and answer correctly. After awhile the teacher will pick on others. But then she has to know it first.

  11. Harry Grapjas

    Harry Grapjas GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @rshive:
    You are quite right. I love his nonsense poems.

    @J. Short:
    Yes, that makes for a nice poem indeed. Although I could also use my native language (Dutch) and nobody would understand a word.

  12. Jeff0811

    Jeff0811 said, about 1 year ago

    I have a colleague at work that tries to sound smart by being verbose, and occasionally makes up words by accident. His latest, technitionist. Yeah, sounds real smart.

  13. Uskoke

    Uskoke said, about 1 year ago

    O freddled gruntbugly/thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchitd on a lurgid bee,

  14. David Rosinski

    David Rosinski said, about 1 year ago

    I had gabbleblotchitd once. Nasty stuff.

  15. Hunter7

    Hunter7 GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Word! sUCh s0 WicKeD!!!
    .
    Worried now. oTHerS sound sane. ….. So off to the Principal we all must skip! Crowded is Office his.

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