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   SusanSunshine said, 3 months ago

   I’m sure the teacher will be positatively frazziliated with glimfulness, when she broculises its blazoning smartificulation.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

   As long as they’re not real four letter words!
   I foresee Agness in the principal’s office tomorrow!
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   SusanSunshine said, 3 months ago

   The principal, however, will be more frumivilant.
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   Harry Grapjas said, 3 months ago

   She probably wrote:
   ’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
   Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
   All mimsy were the borogoves,
   And the mome raths outgrabe.
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   SUSAN NEWMAN said, 3 months ago

   I predict another visit to the principal’s office (hey, I was right LAST time!).
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   rshive said, 3 months ago

   @SUSAN NEWMAN- Bet you hit a fish in that barrel too, every time you shoot.
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   rshive said, 3 months ago

   @Harry Grapjas

   Very inventive. Or is it Lewis Carroll?
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   DavidHuieGreen said, 3 months ago

   @SusanSunshine

   What you said
   totally in agreeableness
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   J. Short said, 3 months ago

   @Harry Grapjas

   Just use archaic stuff; eg:
   Whanne that April with his shoures sote
   The droughte of March hath perced to the rote.
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    rshive said, 3 months ago

    There was an old party game with words we used to play. On a sheet of paper, write three columns of words; preferably all outlandish. Each person gets to pick a word from each column. Then they make up a sentence using that three-word combination. Presto! An instant political statement.
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago

    All Agnes has to do is to raise her hand at every question and answer correctly. After awhile the teacher will pick on others. But then she has to know it first.
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    Harry Grapjas said, 3 months ago

    @rshive:
    You are quite right. I love his nonsense poems.

    @J. Short:
    Yes, that makes for a nice poem indeed. Although I could also use my native language (Dutch) and nobody would understand a word.
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    Jeff0811 said, 3 months ago

    I have a colleague at work that tries to sound smart by being verbose, and occasionally makes up words by accident. His latest, technitionist. Yeah, sounds real smart.
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    Uskoke said, 3 months ago

    O freddled gruntbugly/thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchitd on a lurgid bee,
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    calvins brother said, 3 months ago

    I had gabbleblotchitd once. Nasty stuff.
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