Agnes by Tony Cochran

Agnes

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  1. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, almost 2 years ago

    Be the first to get a disease, they’ll name it after you.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 2 years ago

    Gary Larson has a bug named after him.
    Having an STD named after you .. wouldn’t be much of a honour.

  3. Pharmakeus Ubik

    Pharmakeus Ubik GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    More likely they’ll name it after the researcher, like Dr E. Henry Thripshaw’s Disease.

  4. win

    win said, almost 2 years ago

    Huzzah, Trout!

  5. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    If Agnes were to follow Trout’s suggestion,
    and her question ended up someplace like Yahoo Answers or WikiAnswers….

    sigh…..

    people might think she’s asking about “giant pointy feet” or “huge noses” instead of some invisible disease.

  6. rshive

    rshive said, almost 2 years ago

    Hi. My name is Agnes. I have this disease. It is caused by
    mosquitoes
    sea slugs
    hyena fur

    Its symptoms include
    itching
    death when the word aardvark is mentioned
    incurable hiccuping

    If you want to help, please send
    $1
    $5
    $10

    to
    my website
    my PO box
    my numbered Cayman’s account.

    thanks.

  7. frugalnotcheap

    frugalnotcheap said, almost 2 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    I never knew that: since we’re looking at an afternoon of icky cold weather, “I feel a Search Engine Party coming on…”

  8. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Rhinomegaly, with pedeshyperplyasia.

  9. jadoo823

    jadoo823 said, almost 2 years ago

    …since my marriage went kablooey, if you google “oblivious, gullible idiot,” my picture and bio will come up…

  10. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, almost 2 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    syphilus was named after a character in a poem

  11. rshive

    rshive said, almost 2 years ago

    @SUSAN NEWMAN

    Yeah, there was a St. Agnes. Can’t really remember her story.
    -————————————————
    But in the ethnic group that included my Mom’s family, Agnes was a second-tier name for girls. The top tier was Anna, Mary, and Elizabeth. A number of others, of which Agnes was one, ran distant seconds.
    -——————————————————
    Granny bears more than a passing resemblance to one of my several Aunt Marys. Except Granny is wealthier.

  12. Hunter7

    Hunter7 said, almost 2 years ago

    It would be Agnes Syndrome. Sounds better. AND! It encompasses sooooo much more than a simple one hit disease. Allowing one to have….
    Rhinomegaly, with pedeshyperplyasia or just one
    Tinnitius
    spots – any where, any colour
    fever, or not
    breathing – definitely
    sniffles with or without the runny nose
    aches- somewhere, sometimes at night and sometimes just before school. And far to many more to mention.

  13. Hunter7

    Hunter7 said, almost 2 years ago

    With much thanks to prior posters. :)

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, almost 2 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Yes an insect not a disease organism.

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, almost 2 years ago

    Agnes is talking about orphan diseases. Very few people get them so very little is spent on them. Yes Virginia, people’s lives do have a price.

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