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1. 

   win said, 5 months ago

   Agnes, your fly is down.
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   rshive said, 5 months ago

   Trout gives as well as she takes. Wiggle those ears, honey!
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   SUSAN NEWMAN said, 5 months ago

   The truth is, there are men who objectify EVERY part of women’s anatomy—including their “seashell shaped” ears.
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   jadoo823 said, 5 months ago

   @mercedes

   …is that like phone sex?
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   lightenup said, 5 months ago

   Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 5 months ago

   Just how I feel going bottomless out of doors. That breeze is great!
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   Hunter7 said, 5 months ago

   @lightenup

   Can you throw them over your shoulder? Can you flap them in a breeze? ….ohhhh! If you can flap them in a breeze… can you fly like Dumbo?!
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   Larry said, 4 months ago

   @lightenup

   Ha! I haven’t heard that for 50 years!

   The cartoon is really good but makes me feel odd about Q-tips.
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   Toronto2 said, 4 months ago

   You know, when I first learned “Do Your Ears Hang Low”, it wasn’t about ears. “Can you throw them o’er your shoulder/Like a continental soldier?” doesn’t fit well with ears.
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    alcors3 said, 4 months ago

    Ear wax off?
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    DavidHuieGreen said, 4 months ago

    @SUSAN NEWMAN

    “The truth is, there are men who objectify EVERY part of women’s anatomy”
    -
    Do you mean there are some men who DON’T?
    Now I’m confused.
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    DavidHuieGreen said, 4 months ago

    The Kids Songs version:
    -
    Do Your Ears Hang Low?
    -
    Do your ears hang low
    Do they wobble to and fro
    Can you tie ‘em in a knot
    Can you tie ’em in a bow
    Can you throw them over your shoulder
    Like a continental soldier
    Do your ears hang low
    -
    Tell me ’bout your legs
    Are they short, are they thin
    Are they tall or wide
    If you’re racin’ will they win
    Do they get you where you’re goin’
    Are they fast or are they slowin’
    Tell me ‘bout your legs
    -
    Have you got a tail
    That is pretty or is plain
    Is it curly or straight
    Have you given it a name
    Is it short or is it long
    Is it weak or maybe strong
    Have you got a tail
    -
    Do your ears hang high
    Do they stand up in the sky
    Do they drop down when they’re wet
    Do they stand up when they’re dry
    Do you wave them to your neighbor
    With a minimum of labor
    Do your ears hang high
    Do you wave them to your neighbor
    With a minimum of labor
    Do your ears hang high
    Do your ears hang high
    Do your ears hang high
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