Agnes by Tony Cochran

Agnes

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  1. rshive

    rshive said, about 2 years ago

    It’s a long sad tale, Trout. Especially the part where she describes the snail stampede in detail.

  2. cspmuffi

    cspmuffi said, about 2 years ago

    I think that she means she is “Jonesing” for candy.

  3. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, about 2 years ago

    @SUSAN NEWMAN

    “What is “Candy Jones”????”
    -
    An overwhelming desire for candy. It’s usually used in the context of an overwhelming desire for drugs.

  4. jadoo823

    jadoo823 said, about 2 years ago

    …agnes wasn’t thinking ahead – she should just have made handouts and given one to each house that they visited…

  5. Senex

    Senex said, about 2 years ago

    It’s like a basketball Jones…

  6. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 2 years ago

    You had to have been there to see those future snails eat a poor 10th century girl to a jam covered mess.

  7. Hunter7

    Hunter7 said, about 2 years ago

    and a very sad mess it was, indeed.
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    Trout is right. If you tell the tale, you hit fewer houses. Can’t have that when there’s CANDY to be had!

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