Agnes by Tony Cochran

Agnes

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  1. Kent Ellwin

    Kent Ellwin said, 9 months ago

    That is one wicked comment from Grandma… Poor Agnes..

  2. Shyygirl27

    Shyygirl27 said, 9 months ago

    At least Grandma thought she was cute. On a side note, I couldn’t read Agnes all last week…too disgusting!

  3. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 9 months ago

    Oh, Agnes! You poor little love! I wish you had been in some marked-down product I had bought . . .
    Shame on you, Grandma! I’m surprised at you! You know what a sensitive (if eccentric) little soul she is – and she IS a gift from God.
    Especially bearing in mind that many of God’s gifts are sent to teach us a lesson.

  4. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 9 months ago

    Grandma’s just teasing!
    Agnes knows she’s loved….
    and I love Grandma’s sense of humor.


    Even if Agnes is a little uncertain now and then about exactly when her leg is being pulled,
    she’ll grow up stronger and funnier.

    I oughta know.


    BTW you guys ever seen “Roseanne?”

  5. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 9 months ago

    Really, who needs sex education when you’ve got a grandmother like this one?
    -
    “Grandma, where’d I come from?”
    “K-Mart.”
    -
    Clean up on Aisle 6.
    Blue Light Special in the Agnes Section.

  6. SUSAN NEWMAN

    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 9 months ago

    I guess the implication is if the product was not a mark-down, Granny Aardvark would have returned Agnes.
    Of course, then she would have to forfeit the money the state doles out for her care.

  7. rshive

    rshive said, 9 months ago

    I too enjoy Granny and her sense of humor.I guess this is as close to a background story as we’ll ever get as to how Agnes came to be with Granny. The gas grill fairy?

    The feet do disqualify Agnes from being mistaken for a opossum. And has anyone ever seen a cute opossum?

  8. Dani Rice

    Dani Rice said, 9 months ago

    I remember an old Dick van Dyke show where Richie askes where he came from. Just as Laura and Rob are reaching for the Doctor Spock book, Richie says “David says he came from Cleveland.”

  9. frugalnotcheap

    frugalnotcheap said, 9 months ago

    Yeah… Everyone lighten up: It’s s’posed to be funny. My girlfriend had a Grama like that (secretly, we all wanted her to adopt us.)

  10. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 9 months ago

    @SusanSunshine

    Yes – I think it’s mean!

  11. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 9 months ago

    There’s a Calvin and Hobbes strip Calvin asks his dad if it’s true that babies are left on the doorstep by a stork.

    Dad: Usually that is so, but in your case a great big hairy pterodactyl dropped you down the chimney.

    Calvin: COOL!

  12. wroady

    wroady said, 9 months ago

    get off granny’s a$$ if you can’t poke fun at your own family who can you have fun with? all you haters must have grown up in miserable, humorless households to have such a lack thereof. besides it’s a friggin comic numnuts, NOT REAl!

  13. Shyygirl27

    Shyygirl27 said, 9 months ago

    @SusanSunshine

    I loved “Roseanne” Susan.

  14. Keeper 98

    Keeper 98 said, 9 months ago

    @ pacopuddy – There also was a Calvin strip where his Dad tells him he was “a blue light special at K-Mart. Almost as good as Sears but a whole lot cheaper”.

    @ wroady – You might take a dose of your own medicine and lighten up a bit too.

  15. lulusfaire

    lulusfaire said, 9 months ago

    @rshive

    yes~How she came to be with granny….will it ever be told??? Thats what makes me keep coming back, I wont stop reading until I have answers.

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