Agnes by Tony Cochran

Agnes

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  1. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 2 years ago

    While at the Burger King in Kalamazoo, Michigan.

  2. jeffc42

    jeffc42 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    He was actually at the Burger Lord in Des Moines, Iowa (or else on the planet where the Perfectly Normal Beasts migrate).

  3. joegeethree

    joegeethree said, over 2 years ago

    Those shears look very mean.

  4. jimmyh43105

    jimmyh43105 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    For some reason I have Police Academy 2 on the brain. Looks like she might have to splurge for a wig after this haircut.

  5. rshive

    rshive said, over 2 years ago

    @simpsonfan2

    I thought Elvis had a deli in Newark (NJ).

  6. Jim

    Jim said, over 2 years ago

    Sounds about right.

  7. tigre1

    tigre1 said, over 2 years ago

    Chop-chop. Sometimes your very best friends…are dumb as posts about a LOT of things…

  8. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, over 2 years ago

    and, of course, if THE KING signed it in 1990, that would put the lie to the claim that he died August 16, 1977.
    -
    I well remember that day. The company man came to the Schlumberger wireline truck where I was working,
    “Did you hear Elvis is dead?”
    “Fella, some things you don’t joke about.”
    “No joke, he’s really dead.”
    -
    and now I find out from Agnes, it was all a big hoax and Elvis is making a living signing pillows.

  9. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, over 2 years ago

    @DavidHuieGreen

    We don’t like it when our heroes die. For years there were stories that JFK had survived the assassination. Before that, there were stories that Custer had survived Little Big Horn and lived out his days in New Orleans.

  10. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, over 2 years ago

    @BRI-NO-MITE!!

    I was told Custer cut his hair so even though he was killed they didnt’ know it was him. Of course I’ve also been told the Easter Bunny brings candy eggs.

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