Agnes by Tony Cochran

Agnes

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  1. Trollbridge

    Trollbridge said, 10 months ago

    Lemonade from dates. Reminds me of the “stone soup” parable.

  2. tigre1

    tigre1 said, 10 months ago

    Will these girls be squeezing their dates the next fifteen years? Stay tuned…

  3. J. Short

    J. Short said, 10 months ago

    They’re not up to date on dated dates.

  4. rshive

    rshive said, 10 months ago

    But will people stop and buy "date juice? I’m not sure that anything good can come of this.

  5. SUSAN NEWMAN

    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 10 months ago

    Maybe when they’re older, they’ll have other “dates” they can “squeeze”.
    ;-)

  6. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 10 months ago

    date-ade: the next big thing

  7. lightenup

    lightenup said, 10 months ago

    Thanks, commenters! My first reaction was “eew!”, but you all made it funny! :-)

  8. Dry

    Dry said, 10 months ago

    Oh it’ll squirt alright, if you get my drift! Just don’t stand down wind! :-D

  9. SallyLin

    SallyLin said, 10 months ago

    Black lumps from the back of the cupboard? Agnes may be jumping to conclusions as to their identity.

  10. John Bollinger

    John Bollinger said, 10 months ago

    They have great date-milkshakes at the Indio date festival!

  11. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 10 months ago

    Dates come from palm trees. Their seed fruits. But these could be out dated dates so we shall see what comes out of them.

  12. CDK

    CDK said, 10 months ago

    @DavidHuieGreen

    I think your comments yesterday were spot on.The common sense you used is rare in today’s world.
    Thank you.

  13. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 10 months ago

    @

    Please don’t correct me unless it is for clarification It isn’t always worth it to copy paste to fix it. Continue etiquette breaker.

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 10 months ago

    @

    I wish you would turn off yours. Turn on your etiquette function instead. That is so demeaning especially since you use it to correct someone but don’t comment on the comic or what anyone said. I hope you don’t do that face-to-face. And I know the difference between there, their and they’re.

  15. Bargrove

    Bargrove said, 10 months ago

    Then there is the great possibility that UncaJim is not right.
    It should be a semicolon instead of a comma. But who cares.

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