He’s realizing what his coffee obsession has cost him…
She may be right, but the shirt isn’t any help.
One of the things that attracted my wife and I to each other is that we are both homebodies
We have grandkids and pets for company and entertainment, who needs to go anywhere?
Yes, having to raise three brats is why you don’t get out more.
Both are good answers. And the high cost of babysitters.
There’s no child rearing issue that can’t be handled with some duck tape and a few hours in a dark closet. ;-)