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1. 

   Bruno Zeigerts said, 11 months ago

   Don’t even dare to suggest ‘Baldy’ or ‘Skinhead.’
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   Doctor Toon said, 11 months ago

   Captain Coffee?
   

   
   Captain CoffeeHead?
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   pumaman said, 11 months ago

   No, he wants to be called Easy Boy!
4. 

   George Tirebiter said, 11 months ago

   @Doctor Toon

   TooMuchCoffeeMan!
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   DouglasDDouglas said, 11 months ago

   Welcome to Espressomania… our main event tonight is Captain Coffee vs the Octo Shot of Doooooom. The winner won’t sleep…. evvvver.
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   Doctor11 said, 11 months ago

   Don’t do it, Adam, just delete the text and move on with your life.
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 11 months ago

   I am not one to deal in nicknames. Not my style.
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   edwincasco said, 11 months ago

   How about Lard Ass??
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   Felix The Cat said, 11 months ago

   What’s wrong with “T-bone”? George Costanza spent an entire episode trying to score that nickname. He ended up with “Ko ko” and when he deliberately tried to break out of it he was stuck with “Gammy”.
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    Rug Ratz said, 11 months ago

    I like that: Java the Hut … “Bring me solo … cappuccinos. and keep them coming.”
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