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   win said, 3 months ago

   Ironically, the guy Adam’s talking to is named Joe.
2. 

   SUSAN NEWMAN said, 3 months ago

   I pity that poor man, having to deal with obnoxious jerks all day.
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   Doctor Toon said, 3 months ago

   If that type of Java really had anything to do with Coffee neither Adam or I would need to take any classes
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   Macushlalondra said, 3 months ago

   @Doctor Toon

   Me either.
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   pcolli said, 3 months ago

   @Doctor Toon

   But I believe it was named after the coffee because the developers drank so much of the stuff.
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   emjaycee said, 3 months ago

   I love coffee, I love tea
   I love the Java Jive and it loves me
   Coffee and tea and the java and me
   A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup (Boy!)

   I love java, sweet and hot
   Whoops Mr. Moto, I’m a coffee pot
   Shoot the pot and I’ll pour me a shot
   A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup

   Oh slip me a slug from the wonderful mug
   And I’ll cut a rug just snug in a jug
   A sliced up onion and a raw one
   Draw one –
   Waiter, waiter, percolator

   I love coffee, I love tea
   I love the Java Jive and it loves me
   Coffee and tea and the java and me
   A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup

   Boston bean (soy beans)
   Green bean (cabbage and greens)
   I’m not keen about a bean
   Unless it is a chili chili bean (boy!)

   I love java sweet and hot
   Whoops Mr. Moto I’m a coffee pot (yeah)
   Shoot me the pot and I’ll pour me a shot
   A cup, a cup, a cup (yeah)

   Slip me a slug of the wonderful mug
   ‘An I’ll cut a rug just as snug in a jug
   Drop a nickel in the pot Joe
   Takin’ it slow
   Waiter, waiter, percolator

   I love coffee, I love tea
   I love the Java Jive and it loves me
   Coffee and tea and the java and me
   A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, boy!

   “Java Jive” – The Manhattan Transfer
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   emjaycee said, 3 months ago

   It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
   It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
   The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
   It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

   Don’t know the original parodist, but this is based on one of Frank Herbert’s works.
8. 

   Saskfan said, 3 months ago

   Herbal tea over her, please!
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