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   somebodyshort said, 4 months ago

   Call him Darwin and let him loose in Ikea
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   firedome said, 4 months ago

   someone’s been watching robot chicken…
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

   They already have alarm clocks … three children!
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 4 months ago

   Ambient light doesn’t work for getting up in time for work when the sun comes up at 8…

   I used to laugh at the whine about kids going to school in the dark if we didn’t go to standard time. When you have to go to school in the dark for 3 months, what is another month of it?
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   jeffc42 said, 4 months ago

   That’s what iPhones are for, or any cell phone for that matter. I had to change my alarm a couple of times because of the stridency.
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   jimmyh43105 said, 4 months ago

   I don’t know, I think he’d drive them bananas.
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   saxie5 said, 4 months ago

   They do make alarm clocks that use ambient lightening. My husband had one. I hated that thing! It was a gradual ligthening and would start an hour before you actually had to get up.
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   Dora Dingle said, 4 months ago

   @

   Your gag humor knows no bounds, MadCow!
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   Perkycat said, 4 months ago

   @

   Monkey business – Too funny!
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    glenfotre said, 4 months ago

    My Havanese rescue dog wakes me up every morning by licking my hand. Right at 5:30 AM on the dot!
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    eb110americana said, 4 months ago

    “That filthy monkey made the orange juice you’re drinking!” ~Homer Simpson to Marge in defense of his helper monkey.
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    Rosey Posey said, 4 months ago

    Sarcasm doesn’t work on my hubby – he takes everything literally
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    Doctor11 said, 4 months ago

    Silliness!
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    LOWRIDER84 said, 4 months ago

    In bed with a hot little blonde, and all you can do is whine about the alarm?
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