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   Jenn said, 7 months ago

   Yeeeahhh…I get it, but it’s just not funny.
   And what exactly does Laura do for a living?
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   snperch said, 7 months ago

   Laura used to work in a bookstore. They probably just added the coffee stand
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   runedune said, 7 months ago

   Still looks like a bookstore to me. She’s holding a book, and that is a cash register on the counter.
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   Doctor11 said, 7 months ago

   @snperch

   She still works at the bookstore, silly.
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   Doctor11 said, 7 months ago

   @Jenn

   Take a closer look at the location, she works at a bookstore like Barnes and Noble.
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   Dypak said, 7 months ago

   “Come here Butt, come on boy! That’s a good Butt, who loves you Butty?”
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   Allan said, 7 months ago

   LONG POST BELOW IS A JOKE … don’t get your panties in a bunch… L
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   Allan said, 7 months ago

   Everybody who has a dog calls him “Rover”, “Rex”, “Fido” or “Spot”. I named my dog “Sex”.

   Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to get his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, “Id like to have one too.” Then I said, “But this is a dog.” He said I didn’t care what she looked like. Then I said, “You don’t understand, I’ve had Sex since I was 9 years old.” He said I must have been quite a kid.

   When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, “You don’t understand, Sex keeps me awake at night.” The Clerk said “Me too.”

   One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex entered in the contest. He told me that I should have sold tickets. “But you don’t understand”, I said, “I had hoped to have Sex on television.” He called me a show-off.

   When my wife and I separated, we went to court to file for custody of the dog. I said, “Your Honour, I had Sex before I got married.” The judge said “Me too.” Then I told him that after I was married, Sex had left me. He said, “Me too.”

   Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked “What are you doing in this alley at 4 in the morning?” I said, “I’m looking for Sex…”

   Well now I have been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with my psychiatrist, she asked me, “what seems to be the trouble?” I replied, “Sex has been my best friend all of my life but now it has left me forever. I couldn’t live any longer. So lonely.” The doctor said, “look mister you should understand sex isn’t a man’s best friend. So get yourself a dog.”
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   dante.deangelo said, 7 months ago

   what’s wrong with Butterscotch?
10. 

    The Punk said, 7 months ago

    A framer I once knew had a dog named Plywood.
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    Scott Noyes said, 7 months ago

    Ought to name the dog “Stay.” Come here, Stay! Come on, Stay!
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    hltrim52 said, 7 months ago

    Whatever happened to baby Nick? Did they trade him for the dog?
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    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 7 months ago

    There’s a brown Lab in my neighborhood.
    I always call him “Cocoa Butter”.
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    mightaswellbe said, 7 months ago

    I found a small puppy, 10 weeks old, on a corner near my house. Sad, pathetic and bony. Nobody around knew anything about him so I took him in. Turned out he had the parvo virus but my Vet saved him. I named him Parvo the Barbarian. :-) He grew up to be a 60+ lb Pitbull and is still as sweet as they come.
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    TrapperJohn said, 7 months ago

    @Jenn

    Well then explain it already. I’ve read through the posts looking for someone to explain why calling a dog butterscotch is wrong or funny.
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