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   adubman said, 10 months ago

   The disenfranchised cottage cheese, of course!!
   OccuCheese RISE UP!!!!
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   pcolli said, 10 months ago

   Don’t ask….just be happy to know that it’s organic.
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   comedy said, 10 months ago

   carbs and toxic chemicals
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   jimmyh43105 said, 10 months ago

   Come on Adam, there’s an ingredients list on the side. Stop torturing the grocery staff!
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   nighthawks said, 10 months ago

   well, he might sell a few of those poems if he didn’t start them out with
   “there once was a sailor from Nantucket,
   who………..”
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   algurka said, 10 months ago

   The other 99% is water.
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   SUSAN NEWMAN said, 10 months ago

   The only cottage cheese I like is Lite ‘n’ Lively.
   But nowadays, my local market only sells those humungous containers!
   Whatever happened to single-serving containers?
   It’s the same thing with yogurt.
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   flake-67121 said, 10 months ago

   ‘organic’ just means ‘lacking in any of the agricultural or technological advances of the last century’. You should go in for organic medicine. I hear leeches are a lot of fun.
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   ahab said, 10 months ago

   @flake-67121

   During the Viet Nam war, one surgeon was brave enough to use leeches to help maintain blood flow to tissue that would have otherwise been lost. He had far better recovery and outcomes in the soldiers he cared for! Leeches have anticoagulants in their oral secretions which kept blood flowing into injured tissues to which they had been placed. Currently sterile leeches can purchased from British firms and are still used in plastic surgery. So, maggots are also used to debride dead tissue, to prevent gangrene, and also can be purchased in a sterile- clean raised form. Not that I’d want them, but living well is the best revenge.
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    Habogee said, 10 months ago

    @flake-67121

    I thought organic meant derived from living organisms.
    The cottage cheese isn’t made from gravel!

    People sure seem to screw the language up.
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    Saskfan said, 10 months ago

    @flake-67121

    And they’re back in favour, too.
    
    In the food and textile industries, cocnineal bugs were used for red dyes. Then some nice, clean chemicals were found that could do the job cheaper. But the early red dyes were toxic, and the current crop of red dyes are considered carcinogenic. Now they’re going back to nontoxic & organic cochineal bugs…
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    JoPhan said, 10 months ago

    @pcolli

    When it comes to food, organic is just a buzzword that means, “We didn’t use any petrochemicals so we’re charging 50% more.”
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    pcolli said, 10 months ago

    @flake-67121

    Yes, I went out with one once.
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    pcolli said, 10 months ago

    @JoPhan

    I was hoping that someone could imagine what it was made of without using the word.
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    Molon Labe said, 10 months ago

    @nighthawks

    Funny… He doesn’t look Vogon…
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