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   Alexikakos said, about 23 hours ago

   Well you can do something slightly different with the apples.
   
   From: Dominion Home Canning Guide “The Key to Successful Canning”
   Western Edition
   Published by: The Dominion Glass Co., Limited (year of publication unknown 194x?)
   General Offices: Montreal, Que.
   Western Division Factory: Redcliff, Alta.
   
   APPLE MARMALADE
   
   Wash, quarter and cut into small pieces, coarse-grained Canadian-grown apples.
   Add cold water and cook slowly until very soft.
   Rub through a strainer, and for each cup of apple pulp add 3/4 cup sugar.
   Add grated lemon rind and lemon juice, allowing 1/2 lemon to each 6 cups of apple pulp.
   Cook slowly, stirring very frequently until thick.
   Put in jars or glasses and cover with paraffin wax.
   When cold, the marmalade should cut like cheese or jelly.
   Preserved ginger, cut fine, may be added, using 1 tablespoon for each 6 cups of pulp.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, about 23 hours ago

   An apple is dapple… but nothing rhymes with orange.
3. 

   Shyygirl27 said, about 23 hours ago

   Lame.
4. 

   WoodEye said, about 22 hours ago

   He can’t compare because they are apples and oranges, and he is a fruit! The sign says so!
5. 

   Hawthorne said, about 21 hours ago

   @Alexikakos

   Mmmm … that looks nice. What varieties of apples would you recommend?

   Thank you!
6. 

   edclectic said, about 21 hours ago

   This one is making me bananas.
7. 

   chithing said, about 19 hours ago

   @edclectic

   Sounds like you have a bad case of plantainitis. Take two kiwis and call me in the morning.
8. 

   Brian K said, about 18 hours ago

   Apples
9. 

   DavidHuieGreen said, about 16 hours ago

   @Brian K

   Oranges
10. 

    stomps said, about 15 hours ago

    They keep saying you can’t compare apples and oranges. I can. An apple is red and distinctly non-spherical; an orange is orange and nearly spherical. So, what’s the big problem?

    — George Carlin
11. 

    Vegas Viper said, about 15 hours ago

    Apple Cider or Orange-Aid ?
    That IS the question,
12. 

    frank smin said, about 14 hours ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts…….

    As I sat and ate my orange

    Looking out upon the range

    I had perchance the offer to dine

    And enjoy an expensive wine

    To accompany the taste of my orange

    Perhaps a glass of fine Hermatige, Grange
13. 

    Cashew Jim said, about 14 hours ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Home on the range – with a horse so strange.
14. 

    lifebyc said, about 11 hours ago

    Sorry, guys, this gets my vote for lame comic of the day. I know it’s hard coming up with new ideas day after day after day, and today it shows. Sorry.
15. 

    Imanartisthoney said, about 11 hours ago

    It just proves that oranges really aren’t the only fruit
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