9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 22, 2016
Transcript:
Man: before we proceed, I want to do one thing. Man: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the sight of god and in the face of this.... woman: Is that my wedding ring? Man: Yes. i'm marrying you. well, actually, I'm marrying us. it's a lay ceremony. Man: And no giggling. I'm trying to recited this from memory.