9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 04, 2016
Transcript:
Man: We're nearly finished with our egg creams. That should earn us a few kissing points. Man: One kissing point. Woman: One?! Man: for an egg cream?...one kiss. Take it or leave it. Man: Excuse me! Man: Were you helping here?! I distinctly saw you helping! Man: No, honest.