9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 07, 2015
Transcript:
Woman: I think I'll just go over, say hi and maybe deflower him...who knows? Edda: Don't look! Woman: Why? Is his head a writhing nest of serpents....or something horribly, hideously worse? Edda: He'll think you're peeking. woman: Heaven forfend, I shall master the impulse. could you pass the mustard?