9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 03, 2015
Transcript:
Amos: you know, it has come to my attention that... edda: Why do people couch their conversation in cliches like that? Why can't you just can the formalism and spit it out? Amos: Right, then. you are the loveliest, sweetest girl I have ever or will ever behold, and I treasure you beyond anything in the world. Edda: Oh.... edda: and you must love me all the more when my complexion goes hot pink because I've been a hyper critical putz. amos: That has come to my attention.