9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 16, 2015

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woman: I wonder if you could dish up an apology from a senator. He was caught cheating on his constituents, his wife, his children, his taxes, his promises, his record, his oath and the constitution. thorax: Wait a minute. Isn't that senator hargenrator? I believe we supplied him with something for sentencing last week. he said he was sorry. Woman: It was shoddy quality. anyone who is caught is sorry. Thorax: The error was mine. Please accept my apologies. Woman: Oh, that's perfect. Will he say that? thorax: don't count on it.