9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 05, 2015
Transcript:
Man: I'd like an apology from someone in the news media. Thorax: And what would you like it to say? Man: I apologize for apologizing, avoiding actual apology by using "conflated" and "embellished" and "imagined" and any other word than the good old verb, "lied". May I suggest "mendacious, self aggrandizing, pompous prat." although I realize that's not a verb, or one word, still, if the foosh-... thorax: This looks like a custom job, sir. Man: I'll pay for it! It just feels so good! Can it be flecked with my spittle?Thorax: Of course, free of charge. Ed murrow would want it that way.