9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 24, 2014
Transcript:
Man: i'm not imitating peter lorre. Woman: of course you are you sound like a bad amateur theatrical production of "casablanca." Woman: you might at least try conrad veidt. Woman: Oo! Now I made you mad! You can't bear it when I make fun of "casablanca" you would almost pull that trigger....... Woman: ...if you had the finger to putt it.