9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 17, 2014

Transcript:

Woman: What if the priest won't marry us? what if he's a nazi collaborator, what if he's vichy and refuses? Man: Then we just find another priest. Woman: yes, but that isn't what I meant. Man: you mean, can you lave him in a shallow, unmarked grave. Man: Oh, alright. while you're leaving people all over the place in shallow, unmarked graves, I'll go fetch the flowers. Woman: flowers? In paris right night? your'e insane.