9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 01, 2014

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Man: Martine, are you crying? woman: How can a rational person in a war even think about having children?! Why can't I stop thinking about it? Man: Does that mean you and I might have kids? Woman: Listen, bill, when we have a family, the first politician who defines patriotism in units of my children's blood..... Man: I'll hide your lugers. Woman: A wise idea.