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Aug 25, 2014
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Man: When they caught you, they said you were wrapping your hand and cussing in german. would you care to enlarge on that? Man: I was describing martine in various unflattering teutonicisms best known to germans, but readily translated into english monosyllables, so I'm sure they're in your vocabulary. Man: What happened to your finger? Man: for reasons she called "sporting" she gave me a hundred foot lead at a full gallor, then picked it off with one shot from a luger. Man: wow! Man: Oh, yes, negligent me. I forgot to compliment her on her marksmanship. I'll bet she's chafing.
Aug 27, 2014
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