9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 26, 2014
Transcript:
Man: When they caught you, they said you were wrapping your hand and cussing in german. would you care to enlarge on that? Man: I was describing martine in various unflattering teutonicisms best known to germans, but readily translated into english monosyllables, so I'm sure they're in your vocabulary. Man: What happened to your finger? Man: for reasons she called "sporting" she gave me a hundred foot lead at a full gallor, then picked it off with one shot from a luger. Man: wow! Man: Oh, yes, negligent me. I forgot to compliment her on her marksmanship. I'll bet she's chafing.