9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 05, 2014
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woman: My bullet shattered the outer lens. Man: lucky. guy. Woman: I believe, by the way, you ow me a dinner at maxim's. Man: Oh...um...sure. I don't suppose you'd take an IOU for the bill. Woman: you invaded france, and you didn't bring any money? what kind of tourist are you?