9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 03, 2014
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Man: Aw...did the mean ol' bus leave without you? Woman: Mr. warne, you aren't paying attention. Don't you see what I'm holding? Man: talk about not paying attention...you left that in your seat.Woman: I'm holding a pistol, in case you haven't noticed. Man: From where I'm sitting, that looks like a purse and bus tickets. But call it whatever you like. What makes dames like you so dizzy? Woman: I'm holding a pistol, in case you haven't noticed.