9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 01, 2014
Transcript:
Woman: Westley's a mug! woman: mr. warne, would you be so good as to bring out the rope and any rags you can lay your hands on? I will be most obliged. Woman: don't get all sentimental, bert. this isn't love. I just think the allies will adore finding you all trussed up like a Christmas goose. Man: You're not staying? Woman: I can deal with france's occupiers and liberators. It's the french I'm not so sure about.