9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 24, 2013
Transcript:
Man: Is there a specific reason you beat up the colonel, lieutenant? Man: He maligned a civilian who was gathering intelligence under my direction, sir. He said she was eishenhower's doxy. Man: I won't hear anybody disparage general eisenhower, sir. Man: Yes, I'm sure he's glad of it.