9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 11, 2013

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Man: so, you were trying to save twinkly from being battered with wooden baseball bats by the smuckling brothers. Do you know why they were hitting her? woman: To make her step into a chute for medical treatment. Man: And can you show the court what method you would use to motivate some big, slow witted beast? Woman: I just say, "come on, sweetie. Come on, follow me and I'll give you a kiss on the head." Man: Okay, this is embarrasing.