9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 03, 2013
Transcript:
Man: why did you assist dr. spocket, instead of reporting the theft to the police? Man: Because I am a slave of my love for her, and will do anything she asks. Woman: Awwww. thorax: The defendant will save her comments until she is called to the stand, when she can say awww under oath.