9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 30, 2013

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Starfleet flagship intrepid, captain's log, stardate 632443977613277656. We have just entered via a quantum anomaly, a sector of the galaxy heretofore unexplored by...excuse me, captain, did you say this is 632443977613277656? Um...yes I did, commander. Are you sure? I thought it was 632443977613277656. is it already 632443977613277656? Yes it is. man, the stardates just fly past when you're out boldly going. I know what you mean, commander. Ensigh correnna's birthday was on 63244397776132775.41. I was going to take her out to dinner and, with a little luck, split a few infinitives. Sorry, commander, we in star fleet don't fudge our stardates. I guess I can kiss that plan good.... thorax: For these federation flag ships, you have to boldly put your back into it.