9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 19, 2013

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Man: The thing about a light meal of greens and fruit is that it doesn't weigh us down. And leaves us room for..... Woman: Each other! man: ...well, I was going to say dessert.... Woman: Of course, absolutely, dessert..... Man: each other would be... Woman: out of the ques- Man: Equally... Woman: Equally? man: I mean more than equally.... Man: would you two like to glance at a dessert menu, or are you just toying with my emotions? Woman: I'm delusional. Impale me on a shrimp fork.