9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 18, 2013
Transcript:
Woman: I never knew committing a crime could make you so famished. I hear this is one of the best steakhouses around. Woman: I wonder how rocky is doing. Man: I hope twinkly is settling in. Woman: I'd like the garden salad with the vinaigrette dressing. Man: I'll have the same, with the bread basket. Man: one day the gratuity this order generates will be the stuff of legend.